I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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