I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
please don't ironically join a cult
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