I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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