All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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