Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Is Oprah even human
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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