He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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