Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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