I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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