I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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