Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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