Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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