I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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