The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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