I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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