under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
BRING THE BAGELS
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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