At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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