why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize