shes about as inviting as chlamydia
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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