Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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Also, beer. Big fan.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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