He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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