Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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