so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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