so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
oh god the rape fog is back!
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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