Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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