Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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