accomplished twins. life is a go
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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