I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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