i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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