I don't usually arrange sex via text message
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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