After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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