He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i would punch a child for taco bell
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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