so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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