love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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