Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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Im on beer infinity
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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