Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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