I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Watching her eat just hurts me
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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