so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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