Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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