So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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