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Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I think my moral compass just broke
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