hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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