Its about making memories worth repressing
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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