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The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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