Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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