are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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