My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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