why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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