Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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