Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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