I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
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My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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